Verse 1 : Ab5 F5 He hit the ground running at the speed of light. Ab5 F5 His star is brightly shining like a neon light. C# Ab Eb C# Ab Eb He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son. Verse 2 : Ab5 F5 A fixture on the talk shows to the silver screen. Ab5 F5 From here to Colorado, he's a s*x machine. C# Ab Eb C# Ab Eb He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son. Fm Ab Fm Well isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag, Ab Eb it's pretty bloody sad, isn't it a drag? Verse 3 : Ab5 F5 A clean cut all American really ain't so clean. Ab5 F5 His royal auditorium is a murder scene. C# Ab Eb C# Ab Eb He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son. Fm Ab Fm Well isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag? Isn't it a drag, Ab Eb it's pretty bloody sad, isn't it a drag? Bridge : Ab5 F5 Ab5 F5 C# Ab Eb C# Ab Eb Bbm Eb Bb Well no one says it's fair, turn a teenage lust Bbm Fm Eb To a milli-on-aire. Ab5 F5 4. So where's your f*ckin' champion? On a panty raid! Ab5 F5 He's not the all American that you thought you paid. C# Ab Eb C# Ab Eb He's your fav'-rit son, it's your fav'-rit son. Ab5 Well isn't it a drag?