Verse 1
G       A 
De-s*xualize my soul 
G            A 
I wanna be a piece of paper 
G            A 
Isolation, now that's gold 
G            A 
Where there was a lake burns a fire 
G         F#m7        E7   A 
I can only be your friend 
 
Verse 2
G           A 
Sometimes I bend the truth 
G          A 
So I can live my dream 
G                    A 
A funny thought dies hopelessly 
G                A 
The aftermath is up to me 
G          F#m7        E7    A 
I can only be your friend 
 
Verse 3
G                  A 
I wanna give you all my checks 
G                  A 
I wanna make you a five course meal 
G                   A 
But you cannot stay in my bed 
G                A 
That is where I keep my secret 
G          F#m7        E7    A 
I can only be your friend