Unusual chords: 
Bdim = 78979X 
F#m6,9 = XX789X (or XXX244) 
F#aug = X9877X 
F#7sus4  = X44200 
 
Verse
A2 
She says nobody wants to believe 
C/G 
You're the same as everyone. 
F                        G#m     C#m 
What makes me unique?    My Dark Life. 
Am 
There was a kink in the world 
C/G 
Sent that statue tumbling 
F             G#m 
An invitation east 
C#m 
So we can watch it all crumbling 
C                   Em           F               Am  C 
She came off like a light and so softly she spoke: 
F   G      Am                            F   G   Am 
"You don't know, no you don't know about my dark life" 
C                      Em              F          Am 
And you think you're a guest, you're a tourist at best 
F G     Am                  F    G    Am 
Peering into the corners of your dark life 
C                     Em           F         Am            C 
Now that you tear your dreams from consumptive ballerinas 
F     G        Am                   F    G    Am 
She'd stand on tiptoes for you in a grey and tattered tutu 
C                   Em           F              Am 
She stays where she is because of voyeurs like these 
F    G     Am                     F  G     Am 
With an accusative look that says My Dark Life. 
Bb         Am                Bb             Bdim                 F#m6,9 
Robber men await you then in each beguiling alley 
Bb                  Am                F# 
To shake you and to pierce you and remind you of 
F#aug 
My Dark Life. 
Am                              C/G 
Enter the pious elite, in their preening finery 
    F              G#m 
And bang the tambourine 
    C#m 
They're dining on rice paper scenery 
Am                           C/G 
See how the villian attracts envious glances from everyone 
F                    G#m 
She's waitressing by day 
C#m 
It doesn't bring in much money now 
C                        Em           F          Am 
And his strong concealed arms set off bells and alarms 
F   G    Am                   F  G    Am 
In the strangest locations of My Dark Life 
C               Em               F            Am 
But the fantasy slipped as he tipped her in cigarettes 
F      G     Am                    F     G   Am 
She tries to smile very graciously when she wants to k*ll him 
C                  Em                F            Am 
Now the victory is sweet, you'll get down on your knees 
F    G   Am                  F     G  Am 
F#m6,9 
It's the perfect position for kissing western leather 
Bb                Am         Bb                Am 
So they came from Ugly Texas and from Nameless Tennessee 
Bb        Am           Bb              Bdim 
From Peculiar Missouri and from places closer to me. 
Bb               Am                  Bb              Bdim 
All the cream of heartless England, cheered the carnival is over 
Bb                     Am             Dm/A 
There are remnants of Red Army bandsmen 
F       F#  G  Am/C        Bm 
Played "America The Beautiful" 
 
F   F#   G  (probably played on only the bottom three strings) 
C7    C#7   D7 
G   Em 
F#7sus4