Verse 1 G D God f*cking damn it Dave there goes the last shit that I ever gave Am C Isn't it ironic used to be platonic D G Then I realized, I'm horns over heels for, God f*cking damn it Dave Am C G D Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy or girl or troll Am C G D He always knows just how to piss me off Am C G D Even if I beg he won't lay off Verse 2 G D God f*cking damn it Dave, if only I could manage to escape Am But your lips are witchcraft, don't you f*cking dare laugh D Just leave me alone I just need some time alone no, I just need some time alone no, I just need some time alone no, I just need some time alone Bridge G God f*cking damn it Dave C D Bm C This bridge is shitty so you might feel pity C D Bm C for my tragic tale of incompatability C D Bm C Can you distract me when he's so attractively C D Bm C Holding my weakness against me the bastard C D Bm C Will he persist even after I kiss him C D Bm C A I hate him I love him but I keep on trying C A C A To prove that, I love how I, swoon, I'm losing C My confidence, A C A C I want you, I want you, I want you, I want you A C A I want you, I want you, I want you, A7 I want C you G God f*cking damn it Dave Verse 3 Am C G D if I had a star to wish on for my life I can't imagine Em C Any other stoic prick compares Em C F D Mirror shades won't hide it if he stares Em C D Love me hate me f*ck me I don't care G D God f*cking damn it Dave, I might not be real experienced with humans Am C But who am I fooling ,while my blood is pooling D At the pit of me, as I lie awake, and G D God f*cking damn it Dave, whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice Am C Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me D Straight and to the point, that is why I hate you G D G God f*cking damn it Dave
