Verse 1
G 
Okay, I'll answer for real 
F                 C                                    G 
If I found myself stranded on an island with 6 million girls 
 
Well, I'd put them all to work 
F                                       C 
We'd build a kickass sailboat to get me back to you 
G 
See, I'm not f*cking around 
 
G 
I just love how you come up with these 
F                                C 
You're saying if I was drunk and away on tour 
G 
And if we got in a, ooh, big fight 
F 
And then some loosey twit started flirting with me 
C 
Well, even drunk and bummed out 
G                              Dm 
I'd say you best move on girl, I don't mess around, No! 
 
Chorus 1
Dm                C 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
G 
Yah, yah, yah, yah, 
Em                C 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
Bm 
Yah, yah, yah, yah, 
 
Verse 2
G 
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking 
F 
The bar's open late and I don't mind 
C                                G 
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be f*cking around 
 
Sure, we'll have two more drinks, come sit a bit closer 
F 
Hit me with another of your silly questions 
C                                 G 
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be f*cking around 
 
Verse 3
F 
If my friends from school days brought me to a strip club 
C                                   G 
Bought me some of those lap dances, say what would I do then? 
 
Well, I'd have to point to Mikey, 
F 
see he don't have too much luck with the ladies 
C 
Tell the girls "There, that's me," 
G 
Then I'll call you up so we can razz it around 
 
Chorus
Dm                 C 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
G 
Yah, yah, yah, yah, 
Em                C 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
Bm 
Yah, yah, yah, yah - yah, yah, yah 
 
Verse 4
G 
So do you have it straight? If not keep on asking 
F 
The bar's open late and I don't mind 
C                                G 
Until you finally see, with you, I won't be f*cking around 
 
Sure, we'll have two more drinks, come sit a bit closer 
F 
Hit me with another of your silly questions 
C                                 G 
When the sun comes up, you'll see I won't be f*cking around 
G          F 
Never be f*ckin around 
 
Interlude
C     G       G          F 
Ooooh, never f*ckin around 
C        G          Am 
Ooooh, never f*ckin around 
 
Bridge
C              Am                C               G 
What if your high school girlfriend showed up while I was away? 
Bm 
Well, I'd go under the sink 
C                  Am           C            Bm 
And grab some insect repellent and spray that girl away-ayy 
 
Verse 5
G 
Yeah, I'll stop my stealing, I'll stop my fighting 
F 
I'll change my dirty ways, For you just you yeah 
C                            G 
I'm damn well smart, and I won't be f*cking around 
 
So are you feeling good? Do you know I'm yours? 
F                      C 
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders 
G 
Let's head on home, I'll never be f*cking around 
 
Verse 6
G 
Yeah, I'll stop my stealing, I'll stop my fighting 
F 
I'll change my dirty ways, For you just you yeah 
C                      G 
I know what I got, and I won't be f*cking around 
 
So are you feeling good? Do you know I'm yours? 
F 
Raise up that head and those cute shoulders 
C                    G 
Let's head on home, I'll never be f*cking around 
 
No! Never be f*ckin around 
 
Outro
G                 F 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
 
Yah, yah, yah, yah, 
C 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
G 
Yah, yah, yah, yah, 
 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa 
F 
Yah, yah, yah, yah, 
C 
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, 
G            F 
Yah, yah, yah, yahhhhhhhhh