Intro  
Dm G 
Dm G 
 
 Verse 1  
Dm 
Oh Sally, my dear 
G                       Am 
It's you I'd be kissing 
      G           Dm                G               Dm       G 
She smiled and replied, "You don't know what you're missing." 
 
G F Dm G Dm 
 
 Verse 2  
   Dm 
If all the young men 
G                          F 
Were hares on the mountain 
Dm  G           F     Dm                              G 
How many young girls would take guns and go hunting? 
 
G F Dm G Dm 
 
 Verse 3  
   Dm 
If all the young men 
G                      F 
Were fish in the water 
Dm   G          F    Dm                            G 
How many young girls would undress and dive after? 
 
G F Dm G Dm 
 
 Verse 4  
         Dm 
If the young men could sing 
        G 
Like blackbirds and thrushes 
Dm   G           F   Dm                           F 
How many young girls would go beating the bushes? 
 
Dm F Dm Am 
 
 Verse 5  
           Dm 
But the young men are given 
                    F 
To frisking and fooling 
Dm  F                     Dm                Am        F Am 
So, I'll leave them alone and attend to my schooling