Single Strum These  chords 
A    B    E 
Big Fat B***h,  
        A       B      E 
She's a big ol' big ol' fat b***h 
A           B                    E 
She goes to Ryan's, and they say s**t 
A                          B       E 
This one is going to cost, big ol' b***h 
     A       B       E 
Mmm  She's a big ol' b***h 
 
A    B     E       
She sweats grits,  
A                         B                      E 
you could hide a pound of dough under one of her tits 
A   B   E 
Big fat b***h 
A         B               E 
Who stole Christmas? The  Grinch!  
A             B             A   B   E 
Who stole the Twinkies? The Big Fat B***h 
 
A   B   E 
Big ol' b***h 
Big Fat B***h 
 
A                      B             E 
She Had a Cajun Friend who had a pet alligator, 
A                             B           E 
She ate that sum-b***h like a green now n later, 
     A     B     E 
or a fried green tomater,  
A                                  B                      E 
you'd have to have a turbo foaming car brush to masterbate her,  
        A   B  E 
she's a big ol b***h 
 
When she was 8 years old she had a pogo sitck, 
they'd say hey Wanda and they'd go " song-tong-dong-fong", 
and now her pogo stick says Holy F**king S**t, 
and now they go : bawnt bawnt bawnt 
 
She's a big ole b***h 
She garggles drools and spits,  
she makes all kinds of noise,  
She chases the ice cream truck down Cunningham ,  
in her corduroy's  and she goes 
 
String rakes x4 
 
Shes a big ole b***h,  
she as big ole------- 
BIG FAT B***H