Am G F E G Am G F E G Mom made my s*x, she knitted it with her hands S*x-making is a family tradition Going back to the caveman days They were walking around in a haze Until they figured it out And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!' --- F But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball D Walking round with no s*x at all --- Am G F E G (I said) Where's my s*x? I thought it was here Am G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there Am G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to Am G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late --- C G Dm Am I can't go out without my s*x, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G Dm And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend --- Am G F E G Am G F E G Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling F It's gonna be another hour or more D Till I am ready to walk out the door --- Am G F E G (I said) Where's my s*x? I thought it was here Am G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there Am G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to Am G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late --- C G Dm Am I can't go out without my s*x, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G Dm And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend --- Bb Eb Bb Eb (Come on be my friend) Bb Eb Bb Eb --- Bb Eb Bb Eb People can you hear me talking Bb Eb Bb Eb I know you all are happy, rocking Bb Eb Bb Eb Could you lend me a dime, pretty please? Bb Eb Bb Eb Brother, sister, got time? I've got no Bb Eb Bb Eb S*x on my feet, S*x in my drawer Bb Eb Bb Eb S*x in my shoes or s*x on the floor --- A G F E G (I said) Where's my s*x? I thought it was here A G F E G Under the bench but it isn't there A G F E G I've got no idea where it disappeared to A G F E G I'm running late, I can't be late --- C G D A I can't go out without my s*x, it's cold outside and my toes get wet C G D And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend A
