Wheres My Sex by Weezer
Key: AmAm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


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  Mom made my sex, she knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang, this is great!'
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But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
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Walking round with no sex at all
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         Am         G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am          G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     Am      G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    Am        G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late
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  C                G                Dm                  Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          Dm
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
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Meg likes to hide it, she said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine, she's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
F
It's gonna be another hour or more
D
Till I am ready to walk out the door
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         Am         G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
Am          G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     Am      G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    Am        G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late
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  C                G                Dm                  Am
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          Dm  
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
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A#   D#     A#  D#    (Come on be my friend)
A#   D#     A#  D#
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A#     D#           A# D#
People can you hear me talking
A#         D#         A#  D#
I know you all are happy, rocking
A#        D#        A#    D#
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
A#       D#          A#       D#           
Brother, sister, got time?    I've got no 
A#        D#    A#        D#
Sex on my feet, Sex in my drawer
A#        D#       A#         D#
Sex in my shoes or sex on the floor
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         A          G      F              E     G
(I said) Where's my sex? I thought it was here
A           G       F          E      G
Under the bench but it isn't there
     A       G         F       E      G
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    A         G     F         E     G
I'm running late, I can't be late
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  C                G                D                   A
I can't go out without my sex, it's cold outside and my toes get wet
    C                             G          D
And people will think that I'm an alien just cruising in to make a friend
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