Intro
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Verse 1
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They say I need some Rogaine to put in my hair 
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Working out at the gym to fit my underwear 
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Oakley makes the shades that transform a tool 
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You'd hate for the kids to think that you lost your cool 
 
Chorus
      F#                   C#    
I'mma do the things that I wanna do 
  D#m                  B            
I ain't got a thing to prove to you 
     F#                    C#           
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans 
  D#m                  B              
Excuse my manners if I make a scene 
  F#                   C#                 
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like 
    D#m                     B    
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside 
    F#                         C# 
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink 
  C#m                     B              
I don't give a hoot about what you think 
 
Verse 2
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Everyone likes to dance to a happy song 
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With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along 
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Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts 
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Maybe if I work with him, I can perfect the art 
 
Chorus
      F#                   C#        
I'mma do the things that I wanna do 
  D#m                  B             
I ain't got a thing to prove to you 
     F#                    C#     
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans 
  D#m                  B          
Excuse my manners if I make a scene 
  F#                   C#   
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like 
    D#m                     B 
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside 
    F#                         C# 
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink 
  C#m                     B 
I don't give a hoot about what you think 
 
Bridge
   A#m           A#m 
No I don't care, I don't care 
A#m                                                  B    B B B C# 
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care 
 
Chorus
      F#                   C#               
I'mma do the things that I wanna do 
  D#m                  B             
I ain't got a thing to prove to you 
     F#                    C#          
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans 
  D#m                  B              
Excuse my manners if I make a scene 
  F#                   C#             
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like 
    D#m                     B       
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside 
    F#                         C# 
One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink 
  C#m                     B   
I don't give a hoot about what you think