Chorus 1 A D C# L.A girls, please act your age D C# D B E You treat me like I have the plague, it's the gyre and gimble in the wabe A D C# L.A girls, please act your age D C# D B E F# Sweeten up your lemonade and meet me down at tower twenty-eight Verse 1 F# C# D G# C# I think I'm in whiplash, I'm losing it mixing ammonia and bleach F# C# D G# C# I get off at Pico and sell my possessions so you will know just how I feel F# C# D A E/G# I love your long hair but you just don't care F# C# D G# C# B So please help me fathom this world without music and by the way, when can we talk? Chorus 2 A D C# L.A girls, please act your age D C# D B E You treat me like I have the plague, it's the gyre and gimble in the wabe A D C# L.A girls, please act your age D C# D B E F# Sweeten up your lemonade and meet me down at tower twenty-eight Verse 2 F# C# D G# C# So would you mind if I was pregnant, I'll sleep on the edge of your bed F# C# D G# C# Like Dante and Beatrice, we'll light up our candles but how is this going to end? F# C# D A E/G# The kids are asleep, we're haunting their dreams F# C# D G# C# B And some women swear it's more painful than labor to die with your sins on your head Bridge A D/F# E D Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? A D/F# E D Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? A E/G# F# E Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? A E/G# F# E Does anybody love anybody as much as I love you, baby? Solo A D C# D C# D B E A A D C# D C# D B E A Chorus 3 A D C# L.A girls, please act your age D C# D B E You treat me like I have the plague, it's the gyre and gimble in the wabe A D C# L.A girls, please act your age D C# D B E F# Sweeten up your lemonade and meet me down at tower twenty-eight