Mister Would You Please Help My Pony by Ween
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Verse one
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                     C#m
He's over there behind the tree
     A                          G#m
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
w/Intro riff
I think it's his lung
Verse two
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                       C#m
He's chewin' bar and not the leaves
     A                            G#m
He's cryin' like a baby would you help him?
w/Intro riff
I think it's his lung
Verse three
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                       C#m
He's down - He ain't gettin' up
   A                      G#m
He coughed up snot on the driveway
w/Intro riff
And I think his lung's fucked up
Bridge
F#m   E   F#m   E   F#m 
Pon - y,  pon - y,  pony
D  C#m  A   C#   D   F#m   B
D  C#m  A   C#   D   F#m   B
solo
E  D#m  D   C#m  A   G#m   B
E  D#m  D   C#m  A   G#m   B
B  B    C   C#
Verse four
E                                D#m
Mister, would you please help my pony?
     D                     C#m
He's over there lookin' at me
   A                         G#m
He can't talk because he's a pony
w/Intro riff
I think it's his lung