I'd Have Been Out of Jail By Now by Waylon Jennings
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DGAD
I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stew
GAD
When a stranger walked in, stood there beside me, and plopped down there like a fool
GAD
He started drinkin' then he started talkin' 'bout things that were wrong in his life
GDAD
The more that I heard, the more I believed, the thing that was wrong was his wife
DGAD
He said you talk about beauty, when we first met she was all that a man could desire
GAD
Talk about love, one night with her would set your very soul afire
GAD
But love's little flame is out of control, 'bout 3 feet high from behind
GDAD
Since we've been married I've come to believe that love is of the dumb and the blind, no offense
DGAD
You talk about ugly, when she gets mad, she goes from Jekyll to Hyde
GAD
She grits her teeth, then her eyes roll back, pivot from side to side
GAD
She completely rewrites the whole English language, 4-letter, descriptive and loud
GDAD
Now I can't out-think her, but I can sure out-drink her, and that's what I'm doin' here now
GD
'Cause I've spent 7 years with the wrong woman
GD
Seven and goin' on eight
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She spent 7 years naggin' and eatin'
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I'm over-wrought and she's overweight
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If I try leavin' she has me arrested
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Takes her own sweet time gettin' me out
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If she ain't number 1, she's in the top 2
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Of the things I could live without
GD
Men commit murder and all kinds of mayhem
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In a few years they're back on the street
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Highway robbery and white collar crime
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And they laugh at the system they reap
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Sometimes I'm tempted, sometimes I'm ashamed
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Of the things the law will allow
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I coulda killed her when I first met her
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And I'd a been out of jail by now
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