Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again by Toby Keith
Key: CC | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


 
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I always heard that his herb was top shelf 
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I just could not wait to find out for myself        (RIFF) 
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Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend 
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And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
 
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I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town 
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He fired up a fat boy and passed him around 
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The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in 
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Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
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I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
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My parties all over before it begins      (RIFF) 
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You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend 
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But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again 
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I hopped on his old bus, The Honey Suckle Rose 
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The party was Vegas it was after the show 
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Alone in the front lounge with just me and him 
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With one parting puff grim creeper set in 
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Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes 
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I know ones a comin' cause I'm smelling smoke 
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No I do not partake, I just let it pass by 
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With a smile on my face and a great contact high 
Chorus 
 
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In the fetal position with drool on my chin 
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I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again