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 Doctor, there's something wrong with me  
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My health is not all that it used to be     
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My heart is out of beat, I've got chilblains on my feet  
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My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see  
  
Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad,  
I've got every sickness there is to be had  
I had whooping cough last month  
And today I've got the mumps  
And tomorrow I'll get chicken pox as well  
  
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 Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well  
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I've not got long to go now I can tell  
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 Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well  
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I've not got long to go I can tell  
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I've not got long to go I can tell  
  
Those pills I took had no effect at all  
Just the other day I had a nasty fall  
And I think I broke my jaw, when it hit the kitchen floor  
And I'm shrinking, last week I was five foot four  
  
I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?  
And though the bug is going round, what can I do?  
And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three  
Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get through?  
  
{Chorus}  
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well  
I've not got long to go I can tell  
Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well  
I've not got long to go I can tell  
I've not got long to go I can tell  
  
Do you think it's time that I made out my will?  
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill  
Just how long is there to go;  
Please tell me, I want to know  
But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill