Intro
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Chorus
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This is a groovy number ah! 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Is valium 
 
Valium 
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Valium 
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Valium 
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Rowche Rumble 
 
I said rumble 
 
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Verse 1
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Loads of wives around the world 
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Are given them by doctors, who think they're little girls 
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The doctors need prescriptions 
 
The wives need their pills 
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So Rowche Rumble 
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So Rowche Rumble 
 
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Verse 2
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Menopause wives are hard to handle 
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No culture or love, no gambles 
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The dull manage, especially smashed
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On Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
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 Physician, heal thyself 
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 Why don't you heal yourself? 
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 The promoter is a jerk 
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 The promoter is a jerk 
 
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Verse 3
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Our government's built on expense accounts 
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Once in, never out 
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A step to Rowche 
 
Force feeding 
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What are the people around you taking? 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
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 Physician heal thyself 
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 Why don't you heal yourselves? 
 
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Verse 4
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Now I've tried crazy things 
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Abusing my body to a quick end 
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But I'll never never never never do it again 
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I said I'll never never never never do it again 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
 
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Tag
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 Musician, heal thyself 
 
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Verse 5
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Loads of people across the land 
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Do a prescribed death dance 
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While condemning speed and grass 
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They got an addiction like a hole in the ass 
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For Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
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 Physician heal thyself 
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 Why don't you heal yourselves? 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
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I send 70 pounds instead of 70 p to 
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Pharmaceutical company Rowche AG 
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The lorry arrived the next day 
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Swiss gnomes dealing out potions 
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They're gonna kick your liver in 
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You gotta treat it like a bin 
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Beer and speed is okay 
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But the full use of your body isn't 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Rowche Rumble 
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It's valium 
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It's valium 
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Rowche Rumble 
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Said rumble