Verse 1 Am G Take a look at my girlfriend F She's the only one I got Am G Not much of a girlfriend F I never seem to get a lot E E7 Take a jumbo across the water Am Like to see America E E7 See the girls in California Dm G I'm hoping it's going to come true Dm G But there's not a lot I can do Verse 2 Am G Could we have kippers for breakfast F Mummy dear, Mummy dear Am G They got to have 'em in Texas F 'Cause everyone's a millionaire E E7 I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Am Do you want my autograph E E7 I'm a loser, what a joker Dm G I'm playing my jokes upon you Dm G While there's nothing better to do, hey Hook E E7 Am Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do E E7 Am Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do F Dm G La la la, la la la, la la la la Verse 3 Am G Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend F 'Cause she's the only one I got Am G Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend F I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot E E7 Take a jumbo across the water Am Like to see America E E7 See the girls in California Dm G I'm hoping it's going to come true Dm G But there's not a lot I can do, hey Hook E E7 Am Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do E E7 Am Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do E Am Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um E Am Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um F Dm G La la la, la la la, la la la la