Welcome To Sacred Heart by Scrubs
Key: EE | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro: E  F  F
 
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Hello, I'm Dr. Kelso, I'm delighted that you came
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So the doctors say you fainted, and you don't know what's to blame
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Well, put your mind at ease, there's no ill we can't outsmart
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On behalf of all who work here...
 
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Welcome to Sacred Heart!
 
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Our facilities are excellent! You couldn't ask for more
Janitor:
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As long as you avoid the bathrooms on the second floor
 
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This is Dr. Cox, I'll be giving him your chart
Dr. Cox:
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And that's Dr. Kelso -- the kiss-ass of Sacred Heart!
 
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You say you burned your hand real bad -- we'll fix you up with gauze
 
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Perhaps you need your fat sucked out -- or want a smaller schnoz!
 
Hey!
Dr. Kelso:
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You caught an S.T.D. from some tasty little tart?
All:
We swear
C#
We won't judge you here at Sacred...
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Here at Sacred...
G	       C
Here at Sacred Heart!
 
 
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One more thing that I should mention, if what I've heard is true
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And everyone appears to be singing to you....
All:
Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh! Ahh, Ahhh!
 
F#	          F#7/G    G#	           Bm
Your case is very serious! And we'd better start!
 
	C#	          Bm	   D#m	         G#
'Cause if you think we're singing, you belong at Sacred Heart!
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Doctors! Nurses! Patients! Dead guys!
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Welcome to Sacred Heart!