So... there was no reason behind this besides the fact I was bored and had nothing better to do. No one asked for this but here you go :) *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+ Intro: C Em D G Verse 1: C Em D G Turkey, ham , pumpkin pie �?? the holiday�??s are here and I wanna look fly C Em D G wanna look sharp, sharp as cheddar, that�??s why I got me a holiday sweater. Verse 2: C Em D G Made of wool with a holiday print, mine�??s so bright it�??ll make you squint. C Em D G Sure I itch but that�??ll get better, when I get used to my holiday sweater. Chorus: C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, time for me to rock my holiday sweater. C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, don�??t you wish you had my holiday sweater? Verse 3: C Em D G They don�??t look tacky, they don�??t look weird, they�??re kinda fuzzy like a playoff beard. C Em D G Rudolph�??s nose will always get redder and we will rock our holiday sweaters. Verse 4: C Em D G Mistletoe is hung above, my festive apparel fits like a glove. C Em D G You stare too hard, you may take a header, checkin�?? out my holiday sweater. Chorus: C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, time for me to rock my holiday sweater. C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, don�??t you wanna touch my holiday sweater? Verse 5: C Em D G You say it�??s ugly, I say it�??s comfy. When I wear mine, I�??m far less grumpy. C Em D G I feel like I scored an empty netter, when I put on my holiday sweater. C Em D G x2 Verse 6: C Em D G I call all the goals, I call all the hits, the play-by-play is where I spit. C Em D G Put all my ties in the paper shredder, they ain�??t as deaf as my holiday sweater. Chorus: C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, time for me to rock my holiday sweater. C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, don�??t you want to smell my holiday sweater? Verse 7: C Em D G I look so fine, I look so s*xy even with my face smashed up on the plexi. C Em D G When it snows or the weather gets wetter, I just whip out my holiday sweater. Verse 8: C Em D G I come to your house for a holiday dinner, even your grandma thinks it�??s a winner. C Em D G I pet your dog, yeah he�??s a real shedder, got his fur on my holiday sweater. C Em D G Verse 9: C Em D G Santa can slip right through the five-hole, last year he left me a pile of coal. C Em D G I won�??t pout cause it�??s gonna get better, this year I asked for a holiday sweater C Em D G x2 Verse 10: C Em D G Boston, Detroit, Anaheim , wherever we play I�??m gonna rock mine. C Em D G When the Shark players get together, we all bust out our holiday sweaters. Chorus: C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, time for me to rock my holiday sweater. C Em D G Holiday sweater, holiday sweater, don�??t you wish you had my holiday sweater?