Beer Is Better Than A Women by Rodney Carrington
Key: DD | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


D                                   G                     D
A beer is much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why i’m right
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A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
G                   D     A                 D
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
G            D                A                D
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!
D                               G                    D
A beer won’t fake a headache, a beer won’t tell me “stop”
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A beer will not get angry when I try to take off it’s top
G                    D        A                  D
A beer won’t call me selfish, a beer will understand
G             D             A             D
If  one night I prefer to have it in the can
           G               D
I love my beer, let it be said
     A                                   D
I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head
           G                 D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
D                                   G                  D
A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
D                                         G           A
You don’t have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
   G                  D         A                 D
A beer won’t get premenstrual, each month of the year
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And I won’t pay allimony if I decide to dump my beer
              G                 D
I still drink beer, I’ll never quit
        A                             D
When a beer is getting p**sed it’ll never throw a fit
             G                   D
Is that beer cold, hell I don’t mind
          A                 D
A fridged beer is the best kind
           G               D
I love my beer, let it be said
     A                                   D
I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head
           G                 D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out