Sweet Transvestite by Rocky Horror Picture Show
Key: EbEb | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Eb-E                   Gb-G                   Ab-A                             
         How do you do?  I      See you've met my   
                Eb-E   G   G A   
    Faithful handy-man
            Eb-E                 Gb-G                       Ab-A  
    He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
                          Eb-E      G   G A  
    He thought you were the candyman
    Eb-E                 Gb-G                 Ab-A  
       Don't get strung out, by the way I look
                Eb-E             G   G A 
    Don't judge a book by its cover
          Eb-E         Gb-G                  
    I'm not much of a man by the light of day
          Ab-A                      E      
    But, by night I'm one hell of a lover
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
 
           E                      G
    Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
        A                                 E
    You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy
              E                      G
    Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal
    A                                    E
    We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
                E                          G
    BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
          A                  E
    We're both in a bit of a hurry     JANET: Right!! 
                     E                          G
    BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car
       A                    E
    We don't want to be any worry
  
                         E                         G
    FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that?
          A                 E
    Well, babies, don't you panic
           E                         G
    By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
                   A         E
    I'll get you a Satanic mechanic!
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
   
                                       E                          G
    Why don't you stay for the night   Night  or maybe, a bite   Bite  
                        A                E
    I could show you my favorite .. . obsession
              E             G
    I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
             A                           E
    and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension"
 
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
               B7                      A                       E
    I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
                 
  
                           E                            G
   So - come up to the lab,  and see what's on the slab
                                           E
   I see you shiver with antici.. . pation
                       E                      G
   But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
                                                       
   So, I'll remove the cause  chuckle , but not the symptom!