Intro: DGAD (2x)
D
Hello. Did you miss me?
GAD
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
GAD
pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It's hard to be humble
GAD
When you're so fucking big
GAD
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
Hm D
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Hm D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
CA
Come take a piece of me
DG-F#-EA
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
DG-F#-EA
If you don't see me I don't exist
DG-F#-E
It's nice to meet you
AC
Now let me go and wash my hands
AD
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
GAD
The world's most handsome man
D G?A-DD
Y'all know who I am
G?A-D
I'm still the boy next door
G?A-D
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I've gone up in the world
G?A-D
Or is the world gone down on me
G?A
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Hm
Give in and love it
D
What's the point in hating me
Hm D
You can't argue with popularity
CA
Well you could but you'd be wrong
DG-F#-EA
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
DG-F#-EA
If you don't see me I don't exist
DG-F#-E
It's nice to meet you
AC
Now let me go and wash my hands
A
Keeping for your stands
A#C
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
D
Though it's not for me
A#AGF
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
E-F-G-C
Then I'm out of here
H5
It's not very complicated
A#DG-F#-EA
I'm just young and overrated uuhh
DG-F#-EADG-F#-EADG-F#-EACAD#G#-G-FA#
Please don´t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D#G#-G-FA#
If you don't see me I don't exist
D#G#-G-F
It's nice to meet you
A#C#
Now let me go and wash my hands
A#
Keeping for your stands
D#G#-G-FA#
Please don´t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D#G#-G-FA#
If you don't see me I don't exist
D#G#-G-F
It's nice to meet you
A#C#
Now let me see and show of hands
C#
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
D#
The world's most handsome man
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