Intro: DGAD (2x)
D
Hello. Did you miss me?
GAD
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help me
GAD
pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It's hard to be humble
GAD
When you're so fucking big
GAD
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
Hm D
I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Hm D
Tell your babes in arms and OAP's
CA
Come take a piece of me
D5G5-F#5-E5A5
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D5G5-F#5-E5A5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D5G5-F#5-E5
It's nice to meet you
A5C5
Now let me go and wash my hands
A5D
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
GAD
The world's most handsome man
D G?A-DD
Y'all know who I am
G?A-D
I'm still the boy next door
G?A-D
That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I've gone up in the world
G?A-D
Or is the world gone down on me
G?A
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Hm
Give in and love it
D
What's the point in hating me
Hm D
You can't argue with popularity
CA
Well you could but you'd be wrong
D5G5-F#5-E5A5
If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D5G5-F#5-E5A5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D5G5-F#5-E5
It's nice to meet you
A5C5
Now let me go and wash my hands
A5
Keeping for your stands
A#5C5
Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
D5
Though it's not for me
A#5A5G5F5
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
E5-F5-G5-C5
Then I'm out of here
H5
It's not very complicated
A#5D5G5-F#5-E5A5
I'm just young and overrated uuhh
D5G5-F#5-E5A5D5G5-F#5-E5A5D5G5-F#5-E5A5C5A5D#5G#5-G5-F5A#5
Please don´t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D#5G#5-G5-F5A#5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D#5G#5-G5-F5
It's nice to meet you
A#5C#5
Now let me go and wash my hands
A#5
Keeping for your stands
D#5G#5-G5-F5A#5
Please don´t drop me I'll fall to pieces on you
D#5G#5-G5-F5A#5
If you don't see me I don't exist
D#5G#5-G5-F5
It's nice to meet you
A#5C#5
Now let me see and show of hands
C#5
Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man
D#5
The world's most handsome man
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.