Verse 1GDGC
Smiffy was a little boy, different from the rest
GDGD
He had one eye pointing East and one pointing West
GDGC
Ever since Tiny Murphy hit him with a sling
FCG
Smiffy with his glass eye glittering
Verse 2EAm
Playing in the school yard, how the kids would marvel
FA#E
When Smiffy popped his glass'un out and used it for a marble
CGD
He was such a character the kids would sing
FCGF
Smiffy with his glass eye glittering
Verse 3GDGC
Walking down the street when two big louts
GDGD
Come and tripped up Smiffy and his eye fell out
GDGC
They used it as a conker on a piece of string
FCG
Smiffy with his glass eye glittering
Verse 4EAm
The girls all laughed when Smiffy passed them by
FA#E
They called him Cyclops, he only had one eye
CGD
He never had a girl-friend or that sort of thing
FCGAm
Smiffy with his glass eye glittering
BridgeG
"Ooh, there's Smiffy coming tae the Infirmary
F
He's got a glass eye, ye ken"
D
"No ye're joking!", "How'd ye find oot?"
F
"Och, it just came oot in conversation"
Verse 5]
GDGC
Smiffy used to dream of the Judgement Day
GDGD
When the flood came and carried all his school friends away
GDGC
He was lifted up to Heaven on an Angel's wing
FCG
Smiffy with his glass eye glittering
Verse 6]
EAm
Nobody cried when his world fell apart
FA#E
And poor Smiffy died of a broken heart
CGD
You have to turn a blind eye to that sort of thing
FCGF
Smiffy with his glass eye glittering
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