IntroCC/AC/G x4
Verse 1CC/AC/G
Somewhere below the grand hotel
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There is a tunnel that leads down to hell
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Take the dumbwaiter, the laundry chute
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Then sneak through the hall past the boy's shining boots
FAm
Then left at the courtyard through the old Garden
FAm
Where all the bellhops smoke with the guards
CFG
And then you run to the old lake house
CFG
Down to the old lake house
CFGC
Run to the old lake house where it begins
Verse 2CC/AC/G
Under the floorboards there's a deep well
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That leads to a spring that sprung up in hell
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That's where old devils danced and kissed
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And made their blood pacts in the ancient myths
FAm
And running through forest they screamed in ChorusFAm
While piercing fair maidens' chests with their horns
CFG
And then they lay in the grass 'til the dawn came
CFG
Sleeping away 'til the dawn came
CFGC
Lay in the grass where now stands the Grand Hotel
ChorusF
The Maître D' and a fancy chef
CF
Silver's real, the liquor's top shelf
F
Play some tennis, swim in a pool
CF
Stroll the garden shady and cool
CFG
You won't care that the devils
CFG
Won't mind that the devils
CFGC
Won't know that the devils are near
Verse 3CC/AC/G
Somewhere below the grand hotel
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There is a tunnel that leads straight to hell
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But no one comes up for the souls anymore
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They come for some comfort and for the dance floor
FAm
And hiding sharp horns under fedoras
FAm
Do not disturb signs instead of a ChorusCFG
They toss and turn 'til the dawn comes
CFG
On soft sheets 'til the dawn comes
CFGC
No one sleeps at the grand hotel
ChorusF
Room service, mini-bar
CF
Scented soaps, chauffeured cars
F
Stay a day, stay a week
CF
Here's the tunnel, take a peek
CFG
Just call up your friends at the front desk
CFG
Any hour at the front desk
CFG
Call up your friends at the Grand Hotel
CFGC
You'll always have friends at the Grand Hotel
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.