Ghost Of Corporate Future by Regina Spektor
Key: CC | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Verse 1
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A man walks out of his apartment 
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It is raining, he's got no umbrella 
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He starts running beneath the awnings 
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trying to save his suit 
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Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good 
 
Verse 2
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When he gets to the crowded subway platform
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he takes off both of his shoes 
    C        G            F
He steps right into somebody's fat loogie 
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And everyone who sees him says "ewwww" 
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Everyone who sees him says "ewwww" 
 
Verse 3
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But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of 
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Corporate Future 
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The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get 
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Especially when they're wet 
 
Bridge
        G
He also said
 
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Imagine you go away 
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on a business trip one day 
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And when you come back home 
     C             G
Your children have grown
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And you never made your wife moan
 
Verse 4
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And people make you nervous 
 
You'd think the world was Ending
    C
And everybody's features
     F
Have somehow started blending 
 
And everything is plastic
 
And everyone's sarcastic
    C
And all your food is frozen
   F
It needs to be defrosted 
 
You'd think the world was Ending
 
You'd think the world was Ending
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You'd think the world was Ending right now 
 
Verse 5]
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Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee 
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And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news 
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Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both 
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Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny 
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It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back
      G            F
Hair grows even after you're dead
 
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People are just people 
 
They shouldn't make you nervous
    C
The world is everlasting
     F
It's coming and it's going 
 
If you don't toss your plastic
 
The streets won't be so plastic
    C
And if you kiss somebody
     F
Then both of you'll get practice 
 
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The world is everlasting 
 
Put dirtballs in your pockets
     C
Put dirtballs in your pockets
    F
And take off both your shoes 
 
Cause people are just people
 
Verse 6]
People are just people
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People are just people like you 
 
F
People are just people 
 
People are just people
C                           F
People are just people like you 
 
Outro
    G            C
The world is everlasting 
     F               G  C
It's coming and it's going
    G            C
The world is everlasting 
     F               G C
It's coming and it's going
     F               G C
It's coming and it's going