Genius Next Door by Regina Spektor
Key: EmEm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro
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Verse 1
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   Some said the local lake had been enchanted
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   Others said it must have been the weather
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   The neighbors were trying to keep it quiet
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   But I swear that I could hear the laughter
Em                                   Am
   So they jokingly nicknamed it the porridge
              D                                      G
   'Cause overnight that lake had turned as thick as butter
Em                                   Am
   But the local kids would still go swimming, drinking
D                                G
   Saying that to them it didn't matter
 
Chorus
               Am           C
   If you just hold in your breath
            D               G
   'Til you come back up in full
Am              C
   Hold in your breath
            D                       G
   'Til you thought it through, you fool
 
Verse 2
Em                                 Am
   The genius next door was busing tables
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   Wiping clean the ketchup bottle labels
Em                                  Am
   Getting high and mumbling German fables
D                                G
   Didn't care as long as he was able
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   To strip his clothes off by the dumpster
D                              G
   At night while everyone was sleeping
Em                           Am
   And wade midway into that porridge
D                                 G
   Just him and the secret he was keeping
 
Chorus
               Am           C
   If you just hold in your breath
            D               G
   'Til you come back up in full
Am              C
   Hold in your breath
            D                       G       Em
   'Til you thought it through, you foolish child
 
Instrumental
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Verse 3
Em                                      Am
   In the morning the film crews start arriving
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   With donuts, coffee and reporters
Em                             Am
   The kids were waking up hungover
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   The neighbors were starting up their cars
Em                                   Am
   The garbage men were emptying the dumpsters
D                                G
   Atheists were praying full of sarcasm
Em                              Am
   And the genius next door was sleeping
D                                G
   Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm
 
Chorus
               Am           C
   If you just hold in your breath
            D               G
   'Til you come back up in full
Am              C
   Hold in your breath
            D                       G       Em
   'Til you thought it through, you foolish child
 
Outro
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