Refrain: 
 
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I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad. 
    G                 C9    D                  G    C9 G 
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad). 
 
Verse 1: 
 
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If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain. 
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I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain 
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If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower 
   G             C9           D                 G 
In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower. 
 
(Refrain) 
 
Verse2 
 
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I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh 
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At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath. 
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I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble 
   G         C9        D              G 
If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle. 
 
(Refrain)