Refrain:
GC9DG
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad.
GC9DGC9G
I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would make me sad (so sad).
Verse 1:
GC9DG
If I found that I was soluble, it would be a pain.
GC9DG
I couldn't go outside, you see, if it began to rain
GC9DG
If I woke up soluble, I'd have to shake and cower
GC9DG
In abject terror every time that I walked past the shower.
(Refrain)
Verse2
GC9DG
I'd probably lose all my friends, for they would point and laugh
GC9DG
At how I was quite terrified of going near a bath.
GC9DG
I'd hate find I'm soluble, I'd effervesce and bubble
GC9DG
If accidentally one day I stepped into a puddle.
(Refrain)
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