Verse I]
F#mC#m
Body says to my brain
BA
"Jesus Christ, why don't you love me?
BA
I've been feeling so ugly
B
Can you just be patient?"
Verse II]
F#mC#m
Brain says to my body
BA
"Baby you know that I'm sorry
BA
And I swear to God I'm trying
B N.C.
I just don't know how to change"
ChorusEB
What kind of pageant is this?
AM7/C#
Why the hell have I been acting like this?
EB
What kind of pageant is this?
AM7/C#
Why the hell have I been acting like this?
[TROMBONE SOLO]
EBAM7/C#EBAM7/C#Verse III]
F#mC#m
Body says to my brain
BA
"I am going on vacation
BA
And you know I love you baby
B
I've just gotta get away"
Verse IV]
F#mC#m
Brain says to my body
BA
"Jesus Christ you are so lovely
BA
And we're all each other's got, babe
B N.C.
I just don't know how to change"
ChorusEB
What kind of pageant is this?
AM7/C#
Why the hell have I been acting like this?
EB
What kind of pageant is this?
AM7/C#
Why the hell have I been acting like this?
EB
What kind of pageant is this?
AM7/C#
Why the hell have I been acting like this?
EB
What kind of pageant is this?
AM7/C#
Why the hell have I been acting like this?
[GUITAR SOLO]
EE7ABEE7A/C#EE/BAAm/CEE7A/C#E6/9
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