Verse 1] A E Where have you been? A Where have you gone? D A And have I done something wrong? E You're the tooth fairy A You're like Santa Claus E You're like white noise A When I want my favorite song E Just come on back A Come on home D A It ain't super smart to leave me alone E Light a flare A Pick up the phone E A I'm like a stoner babe without my bong. Chorus E A Are you hidin' in the closet? D A Are you underneath the bed? E A Did you go on a long walk off a short pier? E A How come you're not here? E A Should I worry you've been bitten? D Or somebody got you high? A E A Quick, come back or I might just die E How come you're not here? Verse 2 A E I've heard some rumors A About another girl D A I heard she's cute but she stores nuts like a squirrel E That's all cool A I'll wait right here E 'Til you get bored A and she gets carded for beer E I'm the one A I'm just that slick D You won't find better A I'm honeydipped E There ain't a thing A That's fake on me E A I miss you babe, come home to me Chorus E A Are you hidin' in the closet? D A Are you underneath the bed? E A Did you go on a long walk off a short pier? E A How come you're not here? E A Should I worry you've been bitten? D Or somebody got you high? A E A Quick, come back or I might just die E How come you're not here? Bridge A E Has anyone seen A Has anyone seen D Has anyone seen A Why he's hiding from me E Can anyone see A Can anyone see E Can anyone see A Let's play hide and seek Chorus E A Are you hidin' in the closet? D A Are you underneath the bed? E A Did you go on a long walk off a short pier? E A How come you're not here? E A Should I worry you've been bitten? D Or somebody got you high? A E A Quick, come back or I might just die E How come you're not here?
