Verse 1-
DC
Party of the century
DC
No cops allowed
DC
Just me and seven hundred others
D
Come on, join the crowd
Chorus-
G
We got wine, whiskey, women and guns
D
How can you afford to not be having any fun
G
If you got a gal, bring 'er
C
And we'll all have a humdinger
Verse 2-
Naked horseshoes without care
Body surfing on a river of beer
All the neighbors are saying their prayers
We'll lift our glasses high in the air
Chorus-
We got wine, whiskey, women and guns
How can you afford to not be having any fun
If you're not a right-winger
Then we'll all have a humdinger
Verse 3-
Making Mardi Gras look like work
The belly dancers have gone berserk
The morning's here, we're all still awake
Just looking for some more drugs to take
Bridge/Outro-
G
Happened on a mound of fire ants
Only lost a shoe and a pair of pants
D
Went down hard, got up like a champ
To see a biker dancing on my amp
G
If you're not a folk singer
C
Then we'll all have a humdinger
Riff x1
G
If you're not a folk singer
C
Then we'll all have a humdinger
Rpt. Intro riff x4 to End
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