Verse 1- 
D                    C 
Party of the century 
D                C 
 No cops allowed 
D                                C 
 Just me and seven hundred others 
D 
 Come on, join the crowd 
 
Chorus- 
       G 
We got wine, whiskey, women and guns 
D 
How can you afford to not be having any fun 
       G 
If you got a gal, bring 'er 
          C 
And we'll all have a humdinger 
 
Verse 2- 
 
Naked horseshoes without care 
 
Body surfing on a river of beer 
 
All the neighbors are saying their prayers 
 
We'll lift our glasses high in the air 
 
Chorus- 
 
We got wine, whiskey, women and guns 
 
How can you afford to not be having any fun 
 
If you're not a right-winger 
 
Then we'll all have a humdinger 
 
Verse 3- 
 
Making Mardi Gras look like work 
 
The belly dancers have gone berserk 
 
The morning's here, we're all still awake 
 
Just looking for some more drugs to take 
 
Bridge/Outro- 
G 
Happened on a mound of fire ants 
 
Only lost a shoe and a pair of pants 
D 
Went down hard, got up like a champ 
 
To see a biker dancing on my amp 
 
          G 
If you're not a folk singer 
           C 
Then we'll all have a humdinger 
 
Riff x1 
          G 
If you're not a folk singer 
               C 
Then we'll all have a humdinger 
 
Rpt. Intro riff x4 to End