The start of the song Krist plays the bass line : G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------| A|--3--3--3-------------3--1--0------0--1-----------------| E|--------------1--1--1------------3----------------------| Verse 1 (no guitar (obviously)) Mom and dad went to a show Dropped me off to Grandpa Joes Kicked and screamed Said "Please don't go" Chorus (use distortion) C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home Verse 2 C5 F5 C5 A5 I had to eat my dinner there C5 F5 C5 A5 Mashed potatoes and stuff like that C5 F5 C5 A5 I couldn't chew my meat so good Chorus (use distortion) C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home Verse 3 (I leave on the distortion (it sounds better) but it's up to you!) C5 F5 C5 A5 Grandpa Joe said "stop your crying" C5 F5 C5 A5 "go outside and ride my bike" C5 F5 C5 A5 Thats what I did I k*lled my toe! Chorus (use distortion) C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home Verse 4 (no distortion!) C5 After dinner I had ice cream C5 C5 Fell asleep while I watched TV C5 I woke up in my mother's arms Chorus (use distortion) C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home C5 A5 Grandma take me home (same, just keep repeating)