IntroDC#CBA# (x4)
VerseDC#CBA#
I was seeking out for a funnel
DC#CBA#
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
DC#CBA#
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
DC#CGA#F
Like Pepe le Pew the scent, hey, hey, had lightweight
ChorusGA#G
clutch!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
VerseDC#CBA#
She laughs about it
DC#CBA#
Shrinking and flexing if the wind blows just right
DC#CBA#
Jacking themselves off polyester
DC#CGA#F
I wanna jump, just isn't right Hey! When am I getting it back?
ChorusGA#G
clutch!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
FE N.C.
I don't know why
FE N.C.
I got a joke to silly to say
FE N.C.
Don't touch the balls
G#GA#F
I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate!
ChorusGA#G
clutch!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
VerseDC#CBA#
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
DC#CBA#
Fiberglass insulated, disguised as cotton candy
DC#CBA#
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
DC#CBA#
Feeling can't help me romp
DC#CBA#
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
DC#CBA#
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
DC#CBA#
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
DC#CGA#F
Tony and Tenille say, wanna jump rope, and I say
ChorusGA#G
look!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my liberty
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
G#G
spayed
N.C.
Nothing hard
FE N.C.
I gotta be around pussy
FE N.C.
Don't let me fall
G#GA#F
I got a huh, huh, well you can't
ChorusGA#G
live
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
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