Intro Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 (x4) Verse Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 I was seeking out for a funnel Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Gluing my manhood towards a manhole Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 G A# F5 Like Pepe le Pew the scent, hey, hey, had lightweight Chorus G A# G clutch! Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G I got my titilate Verse Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 She laughs about it Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Shrinking and flexing if the wind blows just right Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Jacking themselves off polyester Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 G A# F5 I wanna jump, just isn't right Hey! When am I getting it back? Chorus G A# G clutch! Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G I got my titilate Mid-section F E N.C. I don't know why F E N.C. I got a joke to silly to say F E N.C. Don't touch the balls G# G A# F I got a dick, Dick, hear my f*cking hate! Chorus G A# G clutch! Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G I got my titilate Verse Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Fiberglass insulated, disguised as cotton candy Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Feeling can't help me romp Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Bill, just f*ck me, take me anal Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 Billy's slit reminds me of someone Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 Bsus4 A#sus4 I'm sick of paying for the love boat Dsus4 Dbsus4 Csus4 G A# F5 Tony and Tenille say, wanna jump rope, and I say Chorus G A# G look! Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my liberty Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G I got my titilate Mid-section G# G spayed N.C. Nothing hard F E N.C. I gotta be around pussy F E N.C. Don't let me fall G# G A# F5 I got a huh, huh, well you can't Chorus G A# G live Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G A# G I got my titilate spayed Db C A# G I got my titilate
