IntroDsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4 (x4)
VerseDsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
I was seeking out for a funnel
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Gluing my manhood towards a manhole
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4GA#F5
Like Pepe le Pew the scent, hey, hey, had lightweight
ChorusGA#G
clutch!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
VerseDsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
She laughs about it
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Shrinking and flexing if the wind blows just right
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Jacking themselves off polyester
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4GA#F5
I wanna jump, just isn't right Hey! When am I getting it back?
ChorusGA#G
clutch!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
FE N.C.
I don't know why
FE N.C.
I got a joke to silly to say
FE N.C.
Don't touch the balls
G#GA#F
I got a dick, Dick, hear my fucking hate!
ChorusGA#G
clutch!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
VerseDsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Fiberglass insulated, disguised as cotton candy
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Feeling can't help me romp
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Bill, just fuck me, take me anal
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4Bsus4A#sus4
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Dsus4C#sus4Csus4GA#F5
Tony and Tenille say, wanna jump rope, and I say
ChorusGA#G
look!
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my liberty
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
[Mid-section]
G#G
spayed
N.C.
Nothing hard
FE N.C.
I gotta be around pussy
FE N.C.
Don't let me fall
G#GA#F5
I got a huh, huh, well you can't
ChorusGA#G
live
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#GA#G
I got my titilate spayed
C#CA#G
I got my titilate
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.