(Intro) DmDmAm
I judge by what she's wearing
CG
Just how many heads I'm tearing
DmAm
Off of assholes coming on to her
CG
Each night seems like it's getting worse
DmAm
And I wish she'd take the night off
CG
So I don't have to fight off
DmAm
Every asshole coming on to her
CG
It happens every night she works
DmAm
They'll go and ask the DJ
CG
Find out just what would she say
DmAm
If they all tried coming on to her
CG
Don't they know it's never going to work
DmAm
They think they'll get inside her
CG
With every drink they buy her
DmAm
As they all try coming on to her
CG
This time somebody's getting hurt
CAm
Here comes the next contestant
DmAmCG
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
DmAmCG
Is that your hand?
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
I'll watch you leave here limping
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
I'll watch you leave here limping
CAm (Dm)
There goes the next contestant
DmAm
I even fear the ladies
CG
They're cool but twice as crazy
DmAm
Just as bad for coming on to her
CG
Don't they know it's never going to work
DmAm
Each time she bats an eyelash
CG
Somebody's grabbing her ass
DmAm
Everyone keeps coming on to her
CG
This time somebody's getting hurt
CAm
Here comes the next contestant
DmAmCG
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
DmAmCG
Is that your hand?
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
I'll watch you leave here limping
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
I'll watch you leave here limping
CAm (Dm)
There goes the next contestant
DmAm
I'm hating what she's wearing
CG
Everybody here keeps staring
DmAm
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
CG
This time somebody's getting hurt
CAm
Here comes the next contestant
DmAmCG
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
DmAmCG
Is that your hand?
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
I'll watch you leave here limping
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
I'll watch you leave here limping
CAm (Dm)
There goes the next contestant
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
Each night seems like it's getting worse
DmAm
I wish you'd do it again
CG
This time somebody's getting hurt
CAmDm
There goes the next contestant
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