BbC
She was a catch We were a match
BbC
I was the match That would fire up her snatch
BbC
But there was a catch I was no match
BbC
I was fired from her crotch Now I'll sit around and watch
BbC
The mermaids sun themselves Out on the rocks
BbC
They are beyond our touch I watch and watch
BbC
Them wave at me, They wave at me
BbCDm
They wave and slip Back into the sea
CBbGm
All the ones who come All the ones who go
Dm
Down to the water
CBbGm
And all the ones who come All the ones who go
Dm
Down to the sea
BbC
I believe in God I believe in mermaids too
BbC
I believe in 72 virgins on a chain Why not? Why not?
BbC
I believe in the rapture For I've seen your face
BbCDm
On the floor of the ocean At the bottom of the rain
BbC
I do Driver Alertness Course I do Husband Alertness Course
BbC
I do Mermaid Alertness Course I watch them out on the rocks
BbC
They wave at me,they wave at me
BbCDm
They wave and slip back into the sea
CBbGm
All the ones who come All the ones who go
Dm
Down to the water
CBbGm
And all the ones who come All the ones who go
Dm
Down to the sea
CBbGm
All the ones who come All the ones who go
Dm
Down to the water
CBbGm
And all the ones who come All the ones who go
Dm
Down to the sea
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.