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Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, 
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Porcupine Pie 
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Vanilla Soup,  
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a double scoop please..........No 
 
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Maybe I won't, maybe I won't,  
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maybe I'll have 
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the tutti fruit,  
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with fruity blue cheese 
 
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Ah but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie 
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don't let it get on your jeans 
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And though it sounds a little strange but 
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you gotta eat it with gloves, 
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or your hands will turn green.. 
 
oh my god...    
 
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Ah but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie 
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weaves its way through my dreams  
 
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I do believe I'm gonna try some and  
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leave enough room for dessert,  
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the chicken ripple ice cream.