VerseG
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2G
If we were dead?
G
Ohh dead.
VerseG
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2
If we were dead?
VerseAmC
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
CGD
Found a complication in your heart
AmCGD
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
EmD
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Adlib: GDEmC
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
OutroG
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
DC
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!
G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2G
If we were dead?
G-
Ohh dead.
VerseG
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2
If we were dead?
VerseAmC
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
CGD
Found a complication in your heart
AmCGD
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
EmD
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Adlib: GDEmC
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
OutroG
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
DC
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!
G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2G
If we were dead?
G-
Ohh dead.
VerseG
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2
If we were dead?
VerseAmC
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
CGD
Found a complication in your heart
AmCGD
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
EmD
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Adlib: GDEmC
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
OutroG
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
DC
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!
G
And if your heart stops beating
D
I'll be here wondering
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life and if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2G
If we were dead?
G-
Ohh dead.
VerseG
Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
D
You never fell in love
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The Ending of your life
G
And if you get to heaven
D
I'll be here waiting, babe
EmC
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won't wait
CD
Then your heart can't take this
ChorusGD
Have you heard the news that you're dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
DD7
I think they never liked you anyway
GD
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
D
And wouldn't it be great
Dsus2
If we were dead?
VerseAmC
And in my honest observation
Am
During this operation
CGD
Found a complication in your heart
AmCGD
So long, 'cause now you've got (now you've got)
Em
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
EmD
Is that the most the both of you can give?
Adlib: GDEmC
One, two, one two three four!
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
G
LA LA LA LA LA!
D
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
CD
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
OutroG
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
DC
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
G
DEAD!
This arrangement for the song is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song. You may only use this for private study, scholarship, or research.