Chorus
 
G 
Oh hi Mark, 
 
    D 
You were my best friend 
 
      Am 
You'd throw me the football 
 
    C        D 
For hours on end 
 
G 
Oh hi Mark, 
 
      D 
Right now you should please her, 
 
    Am 
Cos right now, 
 
       C                 D 
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! 
 
(Play chord sequence again before moving to verse 1) 
 
Verse 1 (chord sequence repeats for all verses and choruses)
I go to work 
I try my best 
I spend my wages 
So Lisa's well dressed 
My good friend Denny 
Wants to sit and see 
We tell him to go 
Do his Geography 
 
But soon it all goes bad 
At times I'm really sad 
So mark my mark, Mark 
Oh hi doggie, don't bark 
I find Denny with a man 
Who has a gun in his hand 
Denny's on crack 
The dealer wants his money back 
 
Chorus
 
Verse 2
Lisa says I hit her, 
But I did naaaaaaat! 
Mark disses my party 
So I fight him a lot 
Lisa's acting weird 
Just like Mark's beard 
I'll take her away 
And her what she has to say 
 
Turns out she's seeing Mark 
And doesn't love me now 
I thought love was blind 
But I don't see how 
She said she was pregnant 
But she was lying again 
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA! 
Yet again... 
 
Chorus
 
Bridge
 
     C 
I go into my room 
 
       Am 
With a loaded gun 
 
       D 
Put it in my mouth 
 
       Dsus4 
Think about what's been done 
 
C 
Why should I try? 
 
         Am 
Should I live or die? 
 
  D 
I pull the trigger 
 
      Dsus4 
While audiences cheer 
 
Chorus x 2 (first chorus should be calm, second as normal)