22 Clever - Diary Of A Dirty Dog by Misc Unsigned Bands
Key: DD | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Intro  D  F#  G  E
Verse
D                      F#
Here's a story about a dirty dog
           G                  E
He's got a mind for money but none to log
D                  F#
He's into S&M on a Monday night
         G                        E
When his bird's at the bingo hall away from sight
D                              F#
Tuesday he's a sailor from the seven seas
G                                    E
Looking for the right girl or just a dick tease
D                             F#  
Wednesday he's out dressed as sharp as a pin
G                    E
Commiting all of the seven dealy sins
Bridge
GGGG              GGGG                 A
I don't know why, I don't know why
GGGG           GGGG               A
He carries on, he carries on......so!   
GGGG              GGGG                 A
I don't know why, I don't know why
GGGG           GGGG               
He carries on, you know he carries on 
D         G                   E         G         
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again (x2)
D         G                   E         G 
How many times can you tell a man he's doing wrong
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again) (x2)
(Repeat pattern)
Tell him, Tell him, Tell him.
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again
Intro
Same chord pattern for 2nd Verse
Thursday night he's away on a work thing
so into the top pocket goes his wedding ring
Friday is the night to pick up top notch brass
you know he likes them young because they tend not to grass
Saturday he's an accountant from  (  ?  ) hill
picking up the (  ?  ) and popping pills
Sunday he's sat, innocent and free
around the dinner table with his kids and wife to be.
Bridge
GGGG              GGGG                 A
I don't know why, I don't know why
GGGG           GGGG               A
He carries on, he carries on......so!   
GGGG              GGGG                 A
I don't know why, I don't know why
GGGG           GGGG               
He carries on, you know he carries on 
Chorus
D         G                   E         G         
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again (x2)
D         G                   E         G 
How many times can you tell a man he's doing wrong
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again) (x2)
(Repeat pattern)
Tell him, Tell him, Tell him.
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again
Solo
Middle 8
Same chords as the Verse but played arppegio.
Lipstick on his collar
scent of perfume on his skin
there is no point in arguing 
your never going to win
he slithers through the back door
like a snake through the grass
and she's waiting in the larder
with a blade from his (  ?  )
his days are f**king numbered
he's not cheating anymore
his manhood is now sitting there
on the kitchen floor
is that the price you pay
for a six day shagging spree
he's lost his kids
his jewels 
and his wife to be
Bridge
GGGG              GGGG                 A
I don't know why, I don't know why
GGGG           GGGG               A
He carries on, he carries on......so!   
GGGG              GGGG                 A
I don't know why, I don't know why
GGGG           GGGG               
He carries on, you know he carries on 
Chorus
D         G                   E         G         
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again (x2)
D         G                   E         G 
How many times can you tell a man he's doing wrong
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again) (x2)
(Repeat pattern)
Tell him, Tell him, Tell him.
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him again