A  
What starts with an S and ends with a Quidney?  
B 
Squidney! Squidney!  
 
E  
Squidney ellen polish sausage hogwarts alien dukewagon ozorkiewcz  
 
B 
We write her songs 
But she doesn't sing along 
 
E 
She says oh my gosh guys! That is so aggravating!  
But we do it anyway 
 
Here's a little biography of the squid:  
 
E  
She loves jack zones 
She has 14 toes 
 
B  
She has a dog and an evil cat too  
She yells at us till her face is blue 
 
She wears a scarf around her neck 
Don't untie it cuz her head might pop off 
 
E 
She is really tall and could slam dunk a basketball 
 
F# 
Advice to the squid: 
"Lifes a climb but the view is great!" 
 
E 
She wore a jacket to six flags 
It was very hot that day 
 
B 
Her book bag is pink 
Like a pig, oink 
 
F# 
Squidney always laughs when she passes gas 
It stinks 
 
E 
She loves that red scarf 
Tori thinks she's gonna barf 
 
F# 
This is the end of our song 
Bet you wish you'd sand along.