Verse 1
 
ELDER PRICE
G#m 
Long ago, when I was five 
C#m 
I snuck in the kitchen late at night 
Dm                       E7    Am 
And ate a donut with a maple glaze 
 
G#m 
My father asked who ate the snack 
C#m 
I said that it was my brother Jack 
Dm                         E7      Am 
And Jack got grounded for fourteen days 
 
G#m 
I've lived with that guilt 
C#m 
All of my life 
Dm 
And the terrible vision 
E7          Am 
That I had that night 
 
(spoken) 
N.C. 
No! Please, I don't wanna go back! 
 
Chorus
 
MINIONS OF HELL
G#m 
Down, down thy soul is cast 
C#m 
From the Earth whenceforth ye fell 
Dm 
The path of fire leads thee to 
E7              Am 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
 
G#m 
Welcome back to 
C#m 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
Dm 
You are having 
E7               Am 
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now 
 
Verse 2
 
ELDER PRICE
G#m 
And now I've gone and done it again! 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
N.C. 
Rectus! 
 
ELDER PRICE
C#m 
I've committed another awful sin! 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
N.C. 
Dominus! 
 
ELDER PRICE
Dm 
I left my mission companion 
E7   Am 
All alone 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
N.C. 
Spookytus! 
 
ELDER PRICE
G#m 
Oh God, how could I have done this to you? 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
N.C. 
Deus! 
 
ELDER PRICE
C#m 
How could I break rule seventy-two? 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
N.C. 
Creepyus! 
 
ELDER PRICE
Dm 
And now my soul hath just been thrown 
E7                   Am 
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
 
Chorus
 
MINIONS OF HELL
G#m 
Down, down to Satan's realm! 
C#m 
See where you belong! 
Dm 
There is nothing you can do! 
E7 
No escape from 
Am 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! 
 
Verse 3
 
JESUS, spoken
 G#m                                  C#m         Dm                         E7 
You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion? You're a DICK! 
 
ELDER PRICE, spoken
 Am 
Jesus, I'm sorry! 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
G#m 
Jesus hates you, this we know! 
C#m 
For Jesus just told you so! 
 
SKELETON 1
N.C. 
You remember Lucifer! 
 
SKELETON 2
N.C. 
He is even spookier! 
 
SATAN
G#m 
Minions of Hades 
C#m 
Have you heard the news? 
Dm 
Kevin was caught playing hooky! 
E7 
Now he's back 
Am 
With all you Cath'lics and Jews 
 Dm        E7        Am 
It's super spooky-wooky! 
 
ELDER PRICE
G#m 
I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me 
C#m 
To break the rules, please 
Dm 
I don't wanna be in this 
E7             Am 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
G#m 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! 
C#m 
Genghis Khan 
Dm 
Jeffrey Dahmer 
E7 
Hitler 
Am 
Johnnie Cochran! 
G#m                 C#m 
The spirits all surround you 
Dm       E7      Am 
Spooky spooky spooky! 
 
ADOLF HITLER
G#m 
I started a war, and k*lled millions of Jews! 
 
GENGHIS KHAN
C#m 
I slaughtered the Chinese! 
 
JEFFREY DAHMER
Dm 
I stabbed a guy and f*cked his corpse! 
 
JOHNNIE COCHRAN
E7            Am 
I got O.J. freed! 
 
ELDER PRICE
G#m 
You think that's bad? 
C#m 
I broke rule seventy-two! 
 
HITLER, KHAN, DAHMER, COCHRAN
N.C. 
Oh? 
 
ELDER PRICE
G#m 
I left my companion! 
C#m 
I'm way worse than you! 
Dm           E7             Am 
I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
N.C. 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
 
GENGHIS KHAN
N.C. 
Ah..... 
 
ELDER PRICE, spoken
N.C. 
Oh, Heavenly Father! P-please, give me one more chance! I won't break the rules again! 
 
(sung) 
N.C. 
I can't believe Jesus called me a dick! 
 
Chorus
 
MINIONS OF HELL
G#m 
Welcome, welcome 
C#m 
To Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
Dm 
You are never waking up 
E7                   Am 
From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream 
 
ELDER PRICE, spoken
N.C. 
Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up! 
N.C. 
Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again! 
 
MINIONS OF HELL
G#m 
Down, down thy soul is cast 
C#m 
From the Earth henceforth ye fell 
Dm 
This must be it, you must be there 
E7 
You must be in 
                    Am 
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!