Verse 1
         F# 
(Farley) You're a loser 
         B                                  F# 
An abomination in the eyes of any sensitive man 
         F# 
(Brad) And you're a blind alley cruiser 
       B                     F# 
Always heading down a losing straight 
B                                 F# 
Dreaming that you're screaming at fate 
         B 
You're a dead end, dead beat, nowhere Mister 
       F#                      Ebm 
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister 
           B                              Db 
(Farley) I took as much of you as any man can! 
 
Chorus
                 F# 
You've lost your heart 
       F# 
(Brad) You've lost your cause 
                       B 
(Farley) You lost your baby 
B 
When you lost your balls 
              F# 
You lost your mind 
                 Ebm 
You've lost your grip 
           Db 
So say bye-bye! 
                   F# 
(Brad) We lost our Mom 
F# 
We lost our Dad 
B 
And if I'm losing you 
                D 
Well that's too bad 
                  F#                   Db         F# 
(Farley) Well the best thing you could ever do is die 
 
Verse 2
       F# 
(Brad) You're a failure 
         B                                   F# 
A malformation in the guise of many and also ran 
         F# 
(Farley) And you're a weeper and a whiner! 
       B                           F# 
Always treading on the toes of the great 
B                        F# 
Generally spreading your weight 
B 
You're a spiteful, hateful, assinine creature 
F#                                Ebm 
A pupil with no scruples who's no better than the teacher 
       B                                Db 
(Brad) I took as much of you as any man can 
 
Chorus
                          F# 
(Farley) You've lost your heart 
       F# 
(Brad) You've lost your cause 
                       B 
(Farley) You lost your baby 
B 
When you lost your balls 
              F# 
You lost your mind 
F# 
When you lost your grip 
           Db 
So say bye-bye! 
                   F# 
(Brad) We lost our home 
F# 
Our family 
               B 
You've lost compassion 
                  D 
Now you're losing me 
                  F#                   Db         F# 
(Farley) Well the best thing you could ever do is die 
       F#                            Db         F# 
(Brad) Well the best thing you could ever do is die 
         F#                            Db         F# 
(Farley) Well the best thing you could ever do is die!