A 
MAN: 
Today the sea's as gentle as can be 
       F#m           E 
WOMAN: 
Like a newborn baby sleeping 
    A 
MAN: 
The water's sweet at twenty-eight degrees 
    F#m              E 
WOMAN: 
And all the fish are leaping 
D 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
Take a breath of morning air 
E 
MALE COMPANY: 
Everything's perfect 
F#m              D 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
Rays of light to dry your hair 
 
Em           A 
COMPANY: 
Everything's perfect 
A       E 
You say "How's the weather?" 
D      A 
I say "Never been better" 
F#m D   A 
Perfect everyday 
E 
Let's stay here forever 
A          E 
Sun, sand, surf, no worries 
D        A 
Sun tan, s*xy bodies 
D               A 
Everybody knows everybody and 
E             A 
Everything is great 
A 
MALE COMPANY: 
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! 
The men are men 
We dress like proper men 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
F#m                   E 
They can do a heap of pushups 
A 
The girls are trim, we have no pubic hair 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
F#m                       E            A 
Their boobs are round and pushed up 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
D 
Take a breath of morning air 
 
COMPANY: 
A        E 
You say "How's the weather?" 
D      A 
I say "Never been better" 
F#m     A 
Perfect everyday 
E 
Let's stay here forever 
A          E 
Sun, sand, surf, no worries 
D        A 
Sun tan, s*xy bodies 
F#m             A 
Everybody knows everybody and 
E 
Everything is great 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
F           G               C 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo darlin' 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
  F 
Ooo, livin' in a 
             G                F 
Sunshine state of mind,     ooo 
                        C 
MALE COMPANY: 
Doo doo doo doo doo darlin' 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
                         G                 F 
Livin' in a sunshine state of mind,      ooo 
 
     MALE COMPANY: 
                              C 
     Doo doo doo doo doo darlin' 
 
COMPANY: 
                        G     A 
Livin' in a sunshine state of mind 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
         F#m 
Ahh! 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
      E    A 
Ooh! 
 
COMPANY:                              D 
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, hey! 
 
MAN: 
Ooh, ah 
 
FEMALE: 
    E  D 
Oh! 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
            E 
Hoo, huh! 
 
F#m D E 
 
COMPANY: 
D    Bm  A    B F# 
Ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhh 
B 
Meet your perfect partner 
D#m   E 
Happy ever after 
B              E                 B              F# 
Settle down in your hometown and start to procreate 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
E           F#               B 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo darlin' 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
B E 
Ooo, livin' in a 
             F#                     B E 
Sunshine state of mind,             ooo 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
E           F# 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo darlin' 
 
FEMALE COMPANY: 
                         F#            B E 
Livin' in a sunshine state of mind,    ooo 
 
MALE COMPANY: 
E           F# 
Doo doo doo doo doo doo darlin' 
 
COMPANY: 
E                        F#   G# 
Livin' in a sunshine state of mind 
G#      D# 
You say "How's the weather?" 
C#    G# 
I say "Never been better" 
C#        G#                D# 
Thank God we're in Porpoise Spit 
 
MAN: (spoken) 
It's a town 
 
WOMAN: (spoken) 
It's a way of life 
 
COMPANY: 
Come and meet the 
Come and meet the 
Come and meet the 
Come and meet the friendly locals 
 
G# 
 
WOMAN: (spoken) 
Who caught it?