Intro Em Bm Em Bm Verse Em Bm Okay— F#m B7 When the doctor started using phrases like Em Bm "You'll pass away" F#m B7 What could i say? F I said Doctor F In plain English Em Bm Tell me why was I chosen B7 Why me of all men? F Doctor, here's the good part Em At least death means Bm F#m B7 I'll never be scared about dying again Em Bm F#m B7 Let's get on with living while we can Em Bm And not play dumb F#m B7 Death's gonna come Chorus Em C When it does, screw the nerves Am G I'll be eating hors d'oeuvres C G B It's the roll of the dice and no crime Em Bm You gotta die sometime Em Bm Bridge F F#m Death is not a friend Bm Em But I hope in the end D G He takes me in his arms and lets me hold his face D He holds me in his arms and whispers something funny Am C He lifts me in his arms and tells me to embrace B His attack Then the scene turns to black Verse Em Bm Life sucks F#m B7 People always hate a loser Em Bm And they hate lame ducks F#m Bm Screw me and shucks F That's it That's the ball game Em I don't smoke, don't do drugs Bm And then comes the bad news F I quit That's the ball game F#m It's the chink in the armor B7 The shit in the karma Em Bm The blues F#m B7 Can I keep my cool despite the urge Em Bm To fall apart? F#m B7 How should I start? Chorus Em C I would cry if I could Am G But it does no damn good C G B To explain I'm a man in my prime Em Bm You gotta die sometime Em Bm Bridge F F#m Death's a funny pal Bm Em With a weird sort of talent D G He puts his arms around my neck and walks me to the bed D He pins me up against the wall and kisses me like crazy Am The many stupid things I thought about with dread B Now delight Then the scene turns to white Verse F#m B7 Em Bm Give me the balls to orchestrate a graceful leave F#m B7 That's my reprieve Chorus Em To go out C Without care Am G My head high in the air C G B It's the last little mountain I'll climb I'll climb Em You gotta die sometime Em You gotta die sometime You gotta die sometime Bm You gotta die sometime, sometime Sometime, sometime Em Sometime, sometime Sometime, sometime