Intro E Marvin E Who'd believe that we two E Emaj7 A/E Would end up as lovers? Whizzer A/E B9 E Do you want me to reply? Marvin E Him and me, you and I Emaj7 A/E Passionately lovers Whizzer G#7 Please don't get morbid Marvin A Right. Whizzer A It's just— Marvin B/A Don't fight Whizzer B/A That I haven't died yet Marvin E/G# Just stop it Whizzer G#7 I'm sick, but kicking Marvin F#m7 Geez Whizzer F#m7 Alright Marvin F#7 Louise Whizzer F#m7 A/B Good night Marvin A/B I'm staying here in this spot A/B Adim Whether you want me to or not Adim I'm staying E Here I am, by your side E Emaj7 A/E One old horny lover Whizzer A/E B9 E Please go home and don't be scared Marvin E What's the fuss? I'm not scared E Emaj7 A/E C#7sus4 What good is a lover who's scared? C#7 F#m G#/C Hit me if you need to C#m Amadd9 Slap my face or hold me till winter B6sus Aadd9/B Oh baby, please do B6sus Aadd9/B I love you, too E Eadd4add9 My lover Whizzer D/E Bm7/E Marvin, just go home and turn on TV E Eaug A-5 Drink a little something till you're dead A-5/G# F#m7 Think of me around Am E Sleeping soundly in our bed E/B Bsus4 Bsus4/F# B9 Marvin, did you hear what I said? Marvin E Shut your mouth, go to sleep E Emaj7 A/E Time I met a sailor A/E B9 Are you sleeping yet or...? E What is what? Whizzer E Emaj7 A/E G#7sus4 Cdim/B But I can't help but feeling I've failed F#m G#/C Let's be scared together C#m Amadd9 B6sus Let's pretend that nothing is awful Whizzer Aadd9/B There's nothing to fear Marvin B6sus There's nothing to fear Whizzer B6sus Aadd9/B Just stay right here Marvin & Whizzer Eadd4add9 I love you Charlotte E9sus4 Shhh, maybe he's tired Cordelia E9sus4 Shhh, maybe he's waiting for us Charlotte E9sus4 D9/E Eadd9 E Shhh, maybe he's waiting for a visit Charlotte & Cordelia Amaj7/B F#m/B A/B Is it a bad time? We'll come back E6sus4/B If it's a bad time, we'll come back E6sus4 We'll come in Marvin E Look at us, four old friends E Emaj7 A/E Four unlikely lovers Cordelia A/E B9 We don't know what time will bring Whizzer E I've a clue Marvin E I have too Charlotte & Cordelia E Emaj7 A/E Let's look like we haven't Marvin, Charlotte, & Cordelia G#7 And each say nothing Whizzer A Sky! Charlotte A It's blue! Marvin B/A I love the sky! Cordelia B/A I love the trees! Marvin E/G# I love bad weather! Charlotte G#7 I love the earth beneath my feet! Whizzer G#7 I love friends that hover! Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia F#m7 C#m7/F# Gee, we love to eat F#7 A/B And we need something sweet E6sus4 Cm11 To love! F What a group we four are F Fmaj7 Bb/F Four unlikely lovers Bb/C C Dm/C Bb/C And we vow that we will F Buy the farm, arm in arm F Fmaj7 Bb/F A Four unlikely lovers with heart Gm7 A7 Let's be scared together Aadd11 Dmadd9 Fmaj7/C Bbadd9 C6sus Let's pretend that nothing is awful Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia Bbadd9/C There's nothing to fear Marvin C6sus There's nothing to fear Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia Bbadd9/C Just stay right here Whizzer & Charlotte Fadd9 I love you Marvin Bbmaj7 I love you Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia Fadd9 I love you Marvin Bbmaj7 I love you Marvin, Whizzer, Charlotte, & Cordelia F Who'd have thought that we four F6/9 Would end up as lovers
