Intro
 
Abm5 Gb Abm5 Gb5 x2 
 
Verse 1
 
Ab5             Gb 
Hang up all your clothes 
        Ab 
Whizzer begs 
N.C. 
Whizzer knows 
Eb/Bb      Db 
Shave your legs 
N.C. 
Makes me sick 
Fm       Db 
You're a prick 
                   Eb 
God, you're impossible 
 
Chorus
Ab                           Gb 
We've been together for nine months 
N.C. 
Ten months (Nine months) 
 
Ten months (Nine months) 
Gb/Db 
Ten months 
Db                     E 
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie 
        Ab*     Gb/Db* 
While I put the steak in 
        Ab*      Gb* 
I bring home the bacon 
          Ab* 
And we're proud to say we love it how we 
N.C. 
Don't(Won't)Don't (Won't) 
 
Don't 
       Ab Ebm7 x2 
Agree 
 
Verse 2
Ab  Ebm7     Ab        Ebm7 
Everything he owns is vile 
               Dbm        Ab 
Marvin doesn't care a whit 
               Dbm 
Marvin doesn't share 
        Ab 
My devotion to 
Ab Ebm7 Ab Ebm7 
Style 
 
Pre-chorus
 
E        E/B        E        E/B 
Men from France can cancel a debt 
Fdim   Fdim/B    Fdim       Fdim/B    B/Eb 
Men in cufflinks make me forget my name 
            E/Db   Gb 
I intend to upset 
                 B/Ab  Ebm7   B/Ab  Ebm7 
This regrettable game 
B/Ab  Ebm7      B/Ab       Ebm7 
Whizzer takes me by the neck 
              E        Ebm7 
What is this, wash and wear? 
            E          Ebm7 
Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of 
Ab Ebm7 Ab Ebm7 
"Dreck" 
 
Pre-chorus
E       E/B 
Send me flowers 
E          E/B 
Mention is made 
Fdim      Fdim/B 
Make them roses 
Fdim         Fdim/B  B/Eb 
Attention is paid in full 
                   Dbm   Gb 
See how quickly he sours 
                  B/Ab  Ebm7   B/Ab  Gb 
When he pushes, I pull 
 
Chorus 2
Dbm7                        Ebm7 
Hang up your clothes, Marvin 
Abm             Gb6 
Breeding shows, Marvin 
      Dbm7         Eb7 
I was rich, he was horny 
   Abm        Ebm7 
We fit like a glove 
           Dbm  Ebm 
Close your eyes Whizzer 
        Abm Abm/G B/Gb B/F 
Passion dies 
        E7            Gb 
But I'd k*ll for that thrill of first 
B/Ab Ebm7 B/Ab Ebm7 
Love 
 
Chorus
 
Ab                        Gb 
We ask for passion at all times 
Db                                 E 
We stand for passion and drink this toast 
            Ab*    Gb/Db* 
Still it's awfully trying 
           Ab*  Gb* 
And we're not denying 
       Ab* 
Out of all our lesser passions 
N.C. 
We like fighting most 
 
B/Ab Em7 B/Ab Em7 
 
Verse 2
B/Ab   Ebm7        B/Ab     Ebm7 
Whizzer screws too much to see 
             E        Ebm7 
What a joy's monogamy 
              E         Ebm7 
What a joy is saving is joys 
Ab      Ebm7  Ab Ebm7 
For one man 
 
Prechorus
E 
Leave me 
E/B 
Love me 
E          E/B 
Don't be a fool 
Fdim 
Want me 
Fdim/B 
Feed me 
F         Fdim/B 
No one so cruel and 
B/Eb 
Cheap 
               Dbm 
What I love I devour 
                     Gb 
What you love you devour 
                B/Ab  Ebm7   B/Ab  Gb 
What I covet, I keep 
 
Pre-chorus
           Dbm7         Ebm7 
Isn't that right, Whizzer? 
           Abm         Gb6 
Let's both fight, Whizzer! 
      Dbm7         Eb7 
I was trained in karate 
     Abm        Ebm7 
I'm best when I cheat 
         Dbm      Ebm            Abm Abm/G B/Gb B/F 
So I'll cheat, Whizzer and I'll shove 
         E7            Gb 
And I'll k*ll for that thrill of first 
B/Ab Ebm7 B/Ab Gb 
Love 
 
Chorus
Ab                           Gb 
We've been together for nine months— 
Gb 
Ten months(Nine months) 
Gb 
We've been together for ten months (What, it's been nine months!) 
Gb 
Ten months 
Db                        E 
In fact, we almost survived a year 
         Ab*      Gb/Db* 
True but who is counting? 
          Ab*     Gb* 
We're too busy mounting 
     Ab* 
A display of our affection 
N.C. 
That is so sincere 
 
Break
Ab B/Gb 
 
E Gb Abm Gb/B x2 
E Gb Abm Abm/G B/Gb B/F 
E Gb Ab Gb/Db 
 
E Gb Abm B x2 
 
E Eb 
 
Outro
        Abm B/Gb B/F 
Passion dies 
        Abm B/Gb B/E 
Passion dies 
        E             Eb 
I would k*ll for that thrill of first love 
         E             Eb/G 
(I would k*ll for that thrill of first love—) 
        E             Eb 
I would k*ll for that thrill of first love— 
        E             Eb/Bb 
(I would k*ll for that thrill) 
        E             Eb 
I would k*ll for that thrill of first 
B/Ab Gb/Eb 
       Love 
B/Ab Gb 
    Love 
B/Ab Gb/Eb 
      Love! 
 
Ab