Intro
 
Bb Cm/Bb Bb Cm/Bb 
 
Chorus
 
Bb                  Eb 
Four Jews in a room bitching; 
F                   D      Gm D/Gb Bb/F Eb 
Four Jews in a room plot a crime 
 
Bb           F 
I'm bitching. He's bitching 
Gm7               Eb 
They're bitching. We're bitching 
Bb          F 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Gm7         Eb/C 
Funny funny funny funny 
Bb    Bbaug/Gb Gm          Eb 
Bitch bitch   bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Bb/F  F   Bb* 
All   the time 
 
Pre-chorus
 
(MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON) MENDEL 
Bb 
(Oooo) Whadda they do for love? 
 
MARVIN, WHIZZER, JASON) MENDEL 
Bb 
(Oooo) Whadda they do for love? 
 
Chorus
 
Bb* 
Four Jews in a room 
 
Eb* 
Bitching 
Eb* 
Bitching 
Eb* 
Bitching 
Eb* 
Bitching 
 
F                   Faug 
Four Jews in a room stoop(They stoop?) 
 
FOUR MEN 
   Gm D/Gb Bb/F Eb 
To pray 
 
Bb 
I'm Jewish 
 
F 
I'm Jewish 
 
Gm7 
I'm Jewish 
 
Eb 
Half Jewish 
 
FOUR MEN 
Bb          F 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Gm7         Eb 
Funny funny funny funny 
Bb    Bbaug/Gb Gm          Eb 
Bitch bitch     bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Bb/F F    Bb 
Night and day 
 
Bridge
 
TRINA 
Bb    Cm/Bb Bb     Cm/Bb 
Slavery,    slavery 
 
FOUR MEN 
               Bb      Eb 
We crossed the desert 
F               Bb 
Running for our lives 
Ebaug            Bb 
Fleeing from the Pharaoh 
                 F 
Who was up to no good 
 
Gbm              F 
Now we’re at the Red Sea 
Gbm           F 
Pharaoh is behind us 
Gbm        F 
Wanting us extincted 
 
JASON 
F 
What we need’s a miracle! 
 
FOUR MEN 
    B 
And then the Red Sea 
E    Gb 
Split before us 
Abm     E7   Gb 
No more tsouris 
 
Abm        E Fdim Gb 
We got our miracle 
 
Chorus
 
FOUR MEN 
B                     E* 
Four Jews itching for answers 
Gb                       Gdim       Abm Eb/G B/Gb E 
Four Jews bitching their whole life long 
 
B 
I'm Whizzer 
 
Gb 
I'm Jason 
 
Ab7 
I'm Mendel 
 
E 
I'm Marvin 
 
FOUR MEN 
B          Gb 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Abm7         E/Db 
Funny funny funny funny 
B    Baug/G   Abm          E 
Bitch bitch   bitch bitch bitch bitch 
B/Gb  Gb   B* 
All   the time 
 
Verse
 
JASON 
B          Dbm                    Ebm            E 
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone 
              B               Gb 
And say their sons are all on fire 
 
MARVIN AND WHIZZER 
B         Dbm       Ebm           E 
We are manipulating people and we need to know 
    B                 Gb 
Our worst sides aren't ignored 
E         Ebm              Dbm6 
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely 
Ebm*      Ebdim*  Ebm* 
We do not tippy toe 
                   Caug 
We charge ahead to show 
              B 
We're good in bed 
 
Bridge 2
 
         Gb 
Excel in bed 
            Abm 
We smell in bed 
             E 
Where is the bed? 
           B 
I love the bed 
            Gb 
Who has the bed? 
           Abm 
I want the bed! 
              E 
Who stole the bed? 
              B 
Who stole the bed? 
          Gb 
I lost it twice 
           Abm 
The bed is mine 
           E 
The bed is nice 
 
E 
The bed is 
 
Chorus
 
B                     E* 
Four Jews in a room bitching 
Gb                     Gdim    Abm Eb/G B/Gb E 
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men 
B             Gdim 
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic 
Abm7               E 
They're neurotic, we're neurotic 
B          Gb 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Abm7         E/Db 
Funny funny funny funny 
 
MARVIN 
B 
I'm nauseous 
 
WHIZZER 
Gb 
I'm nauseous 
 
JASON 
Abm7 
I'm simple 
 
MENDEL 
E 
I'm Jewish 
 
TRINA 
B        B/Db 
Slavery, slavery 
 
FOUR MEN 
B          Gb 
Bitch bitch bitch bitch 
Abm7        E 
Funny funny funny funny 
 
Pre-Chorus
 
B             Gdim 
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic 
Abm7               E 
They're neurotic, we're neurotic 
B             Gdim 
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic 
Abm7               E 
They're neurotic, we're neurotic 
 
Chorus
 
B*                  Gb 
Four Jews in a room bitching (In a room bitching) 
 
B    Baug/G   Ab          E 
Bitch bitch   bitch bitch bitch bitch 
B/Gb  Gb   B 
Now   and  then 
Gb/B  B 
Can't lose 
Gb/B  B 
Loose screws 
Gb 
Four 
Gb* 
One, two, three, four 
 
TRINA 
      Gb 
Five 
 
Outro
 
     B Dbm/B Eb/B Dbm/B B 
Five Jews