Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Misc Christmas
Key: GG | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


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Chorus    Grandma got run over by a reindeer
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          walking home from our house Christmas Eve
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          You can say theres no such thing as santa
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          but as for me and grandpa we believe
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          She'd been drinking too much egg nog
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          and we warned her not to go
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          but she forgot her medication
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          and she wandered out the door into the snow
       
          When we found her Christmas morning
      
          at the scene of the attack
          there were hoofprints on her forehead
          and incriminating claw marks on her back
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          It's not Christmas without grandma
          all the familys dressed in black
          and we just cant help but wonder
          should we open up her gifts or send them back !
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          Now were all so proud of grandpa
          he's been taking this so well
          see him in there watching football
          drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel
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          Now the goose is on the table
          and the pudding made of fig
          and the blue and silver candles
          that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
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          I've warned all my friends and neighbors
          better watch out for your selfs
          they should never give a license
          to a man who dirves a sleigh and plays with elfs !