Where Have All The Staplers Gone by Misc Cartoons
Key: DmDm | Capo: 0fr |  Left-Handed 

    


Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting.
Petunia: No. No, we don't.
        Dm                  A7             D
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss?
           F                      G
Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer
        Bb                                F
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more
Petunia: That's odd
        Gm                   Dm
Larry: I know I thought for sure
                                A7
Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape?
        F                         G
Larry: It's right next to the phone
          Bb                         F
Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not
G                         C
I guess I should have known
           C  Ab                        Bbm
Together: Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
Eb7                    Ab
What happened to our paper clips?
          Fm                     Bbm
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again
Larry: They're gone again
                                                  Bdim
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when...
       Fm                    C7
Larry: The rubber bands were in their place?
          Ab                         Bb
Petunia: They're in the middle drawer
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
        Db              Ab
Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace
Petunia: Yes!
       Bbm                Fm
Larry: There were always more
         Fm              C7
Petunia: Reams of paper raining down
Paper: Raining, raining down
           Ab                 Bb
Together: Legal pads a plenty
Legal Pads: We're legal
            Db            Ab
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue
Larry: I remember!
           Bbm              Eb
Together: Never less than twenty
B                              Dbm
Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
Gb7                    B
What happened to our paper clips?
       Abm                    Dbm
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
                                        Ddim
Together: We've run out of packing slips
          Cm
Petunia: Someday my prints will come
         G
Larry: Please replace the toner
          Cm
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
        G
Larry: Our manila folders
          Eb
Petunia: Someday my prints will come
        Bb
Larry: Where's the printer cable?
          Eb
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
          Ab/Bb                   Bb--C
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
C                              Dm
Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone?
G7                     C
What happened to our paper clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
       Am                  Dm
Larry: The ballpoints are gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
          Bdim                     F/G      G
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips
C                               Am
Where have all the staplers gone?