Larry: We don't have much time before the big meeting. 
Petunia: No. No, we don't. 
        Dm                  A7             D 
Larry: Have you seen the scissors, miss? 
           F                      G 
Petunia: They're in the bottom drawer 
        Bb                                F 
Larry: I tried that drawer but they're there no more 
Petunia: That's odd 
        Gm                   Dm 
Larry: I know I thought for sure 
                                A7 
Petunia: Have you seen the masking tape? 
        F                         G 
Larry: It's right next to the phone 
          Bb                         F 
Petunia: That's what I thought but now's it not 
G                         C 
I guess I should have known 
           C  Ab                        Bbm 
Together: Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? 
Eb7                    Ab 
What happened to our paper clips? 
          Fm                     Bbm 
Petunia: The ballpoint pens are gone again 
Larry: They're gone again 
                                                  Bdim 
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick 
Do you remember when... 
       Fm                    C7 
Larry: The rubber bands were in their place? 
          Ab                         Bb 
Petunia: They're in the middle drawer 
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer 
        Db              Ab 
Larry: Light bulbs easy to replace 
Petunia: Yes! 
       Bbm                Fm 
Larry: There were always more 
         Fm              C7 
Petunia: Reams of paper raining down 
Paper: Raining, raining down 
           Ab                 Bb 
Together: Legal pads a plenty 
Legal Pads: We're legal 
            Db            Ab 
Petunia: Highlighters in every hue 
Larry: I remember! 
           Bbm              Eb 
Together: Never less than twenty 
B                              C#m 
Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? 
F#7                    B 
What happened to our paper clips? 
       G#m                    C#m 
Larry: The ballpoint pens are gone again 
Petunia: They're gone again 
                                        Ddim 
Together: We've run out of packing slips 
          Cm 
Petunia: Someday my prints will come 
         G 
Larry: Please replace the toner 
          Cm 
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of 
        G 
Larry: Our manila folders 
          Eb 
Petunia: Someday my prints will come 
        Bb 
Larry: Where's the printer cable? 
          Eb 
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of 
          Ab/Bb                   Bb--C 
Together: Adhesive shipping labels 
C                              Dm 
Ohhhh... Where have all the staplers gone? 
G7                     C 
What happened to our paper clips? 
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips 
       Am                  Dm 
Larry: The ballpoints are gone again 
Petunia: They're gone again 
          Bdim                     F/G      G 
Together: The Sharpies all have flattened tips 
C                               Am 
Where have all the staplers gone?