Verse: 
 
F A# C 
 
          A#     C    F 
Love was once a crazy dream 
         A#     C     F 
Now it's my new evil scheme 
           A#    C      F 
And I'm as happy as can be 
          A#      C        F 
If you'll plan it all with me 
 
       A#       C        F 
We'll take this town by force 
A#      C         F 
Hand in hand, of course 
            A#   C      F 
And I'm as happy as can be 
 
Chorus: 
         Dm      C 
It's the age old story how 
   A#                 F    C 
An evil boy meets an evil girl 
          A#                             F         C 
We got a love strong enough To rule the whole wide world 
          A#                F             C 
We both maniacally laugh At all the same things 
             A#                    C#                C        F 
First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss And then our wedding rings 
 
Verse: 
          A#     C    F 
When our robot armies march 
       A#      C       F 
To the beating of our hearts 
       A#     C     F 
I'm as happy as can be 
           A#   C      F 
With this evil girl by me 
 
      A#     C        F 
Hey, Doctor, I'm all yours 
          A#        C       F 
Matching lab coats: his and hers 
           A#    C      F 
And I'm as happy as can be 
 
Chorus: 
        Dm        C 
When we tell our story how 
    A#                F    C 
An evil boy meets an evil girl 
          A#                             F          C 
We got a love strong enough To rule the whole wide world 
          A#                 F            C 
We both maniacally laugh At all the same things 
             A#                    C#                C       F# 
First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss and then our wedding rings